For the cynics

I was visiting friends this weekend and it reminded me of some of my cynical classics. I consider them classics. Take what you will from my delusional writing.

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• An uneventful life strung together by a series of inconsequential incidents
• There are two types of people in this world: those who believe there are two types of people in this world and those that don't.
• Have no expectations. They'll always be exceeded.